No, really. It does.
OK, well, maybe it doesn't completely and all-encompassingly suck. (All-encompassingly is totally a word, right?) But I turned it on last night as background noise while I was falling asleep, and I realized something-when you're over the awesome effects and the guilty feeling you get for thinking Zoe Saldana is hot even when she's blue, the movie kinda sucks. Of course the effects are great and the production design is beautiful and blah blah blah, but let's be realistic-any reasonably intelligent person with half a billion dollars is capable of hiring incredibly talented people for obscene amounts of money to make their movie pretty. The plot itself? I think South Park got it right-it's Dances with Smurfs.
Moral of this post: if you want to see a story about high-tech outsiders coming in and taking over the natives' land but one of the outsiders learns that the way of the natives is better and decides to fight against his own people to defend their honor, rent Last of the Mohicans instead. The acting is better. (No offense meant to Zoe Saldana, of course.)
-Posted by Colleen
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Oscar Predictions
As most of you know, the Oscars are upon us. That's right, folks-Feb 27 is the big day! In honor of this year's Oscars, here's my list of Oscar-winner predictions.
Please note these are only my predictions. I'll try to coerce Matt, the walking film encyclopedia and general manager of our wonderful store, to post his predictions later, which I can assure you will be much more accurate than mine.
Here goes! Looking into my crystal ball, I see that the winners are...
Best Picture
The Social Network, though I think every other film nominated deserves it a lot more. Seriously, what's the big to-do with this movie anyway?
Actor in a Leading Role
James Franco for 127 Hours, though Colin Firth may give him a run for his money.
Actor in a Supporting Role
Geoffrey Rush for The King's Speech-though it would be nice if newcomer John Hawkes were to win for Winter's Bone, but that won't happen.
Actress in a Leading Role
Nathalie Portman for Black Swan. No contest.
Actress in a Supporting Role
Jackie Weaver in Animal Kingdom, though I could be wrong on this one.
Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3, without a doubt. This category was basically created for Pixar. (Oscar trivia-the year Toy Story came out, the Academy knew it deserved an Oscar, but there was no category that was suitable, so they created a "Special Achievement" Oscar. Since then, there has been an Animated Feature Film award.)
Art Direction
This is a tough one, and for me is a bit of a three-way-tie between Inception, Harry Potter, and Alic in Wonderland. But if I had to choose, I guess I'd go with Alice in Wonderland.
Cinematography
It will probably go to Inception, though I think Black Swan is equally deserving.
Costume Design
Alice in Wonderland. When in doubt, go with a Colleen Atwood design.
Directing
This one is REALLY tough, as I think all the directors nominated deserve it equally. But my guess is the award will go to David Fincher for The Social Network.
Documentary Feature
Proooooobably Restrepo, though I could be convinced otherwise.
Documentary Short Subject
Shamefully, I have seen non of these, so I therefore can't have an opinion. (Incidentally, the National Archives downtown is showing all the smaller Oscar-nominated films next week; Feb 23rd-27th is one feature-length documentary per evening; Feb 26th at noon they're showing the live-action short film nominees, Feb 26th at 3:30 they're showing the animated shorts, and Feb 27th at 11:30am they're showing the documentary shorts. I believe the events are free.
Film Editing
Black Swan
Foreign Languague Film
I haven't seen them yet, but going by the buzz, I'm say either Dogtooth or Biutiful.
Makeup
Wolfman
Music (Original Score)
Maybe The King's Speech? I don't have a strong opinion on this one.
Music (Original Song)
"We Belong Together" from Toy Story 3. They always win everything.
Short Film (Animated)
I've only seen Night and Day, so I'm going to unfairly go with that one.
Short Film (Live Action)
I haven't seen them. Sorry.
Sound Editing
Definitely Tron: Legacy
Sound Mixing
Inception perhaps?
Visual Effects
Probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. They always seem to win that one.
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
I'm holding out for Winter's Bone. The underdog should win something!
Writing (Original Screenplay)
Probably The King's Speech, though The Kids Are Alright could sneak up from behind and snatch it.
-Posted by Colleen
Please note these are only my predictions. I'll try to coerce Matt, the walking film encyclopedia and general manager of our wonderful store, to post his predictions later, which I can assure you will be much more accurate than mine.
Here goes! Looking into my crystal ball, I see that the winners are...
Best Picture
The Social Network, though I think every other film nominated deserves it a lot more. Seriously, what's the big to-do with this movie anyway?
Actor in a Leading Role
James Franco for 127 Hours, though Colin Firth may give him a run for his money.
Actor in a Supporting Role
Geoffrey Rush for The King's Speech-though it would be nice if newcomer John Hawkes were to win for Winter's Bone, but that won't happen.
Actress in a Leading Role
Nathalie Portman for Black Swan. No contest.
Actress in a Supporting Role
Jackie Weaver in Animal Kingdom, though I could be wrong on this one.
Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3, without a doubt. This category was basically created for Pixar. (Oscar trivia-the year Toy Story came out, the Academy knew it deserved an Oscar, but there was no category that was suitable, so they created a "Special Achievement" Oscar. Since then, there has been an Animated Feature Film award.)
Art Direction
This is a tough one, and for me is a bit of a three-way-tie between Inception, Harry Potter, and Alic in Wonderland. But if I had to choose, I guess I'd go with Alice in Wonderland.
Cinematography
It will probably go to Inception, though I think Black Swan is equally deserving.
Costume Design
Alice in Wonderland. When in doubt, go with a Colleen Atwood design.
Directing
This one is REALLY tough, as I think all the directors nominated deserve it equally. But my guess is the award will go to David Fincher for The Social Network.
Documentary Feature
Proooooobably Restrepo, though I could be convinced otherwise.
Documentary Short Subject
Shamefully, I have seen non of these, so I therefore can't have an opinion. (Incidentally, the National Archives downtown is showing all the smaller Oscar-nominated films next week; Feb 23rd-27th is one feature-length documentary per evening; Feb 26th at noon they're showing the live-action short film nominees, Feb 26th at 3:30 they're showing the animated shorts, and Feb 27th at 11:30am they're showing the documentary shorts. I believe the events are free.
Film Editing
Black Swan
Foreign Languague Film
I haven't seen them yet, but going by the buzz, I'm say either Dogtooth or Biutiful.
Makeup
Wolfman
Music (Original Score)
Maybe The King's Speech? I don't have a strong opinion on this one.
Music (Original Song)
"We Belong Together" from Toy Story 3. They always win everything.
Short Film (Animated)
I've only seen Night and Day, so I'm going to unfairly go with that one.
Short Film (Live Action)
I haven't seen them. Sorry.
Sound Editing
Definitely Tron: Legacy
Sound Mixing
Inception perhaps?
Visual Effects
Probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. They always seem to win that one.
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
I'm holding out for Winter's Bone. The underdog should win something!
Writing (Original Screenplay)
Probably The King's Speech, though The Kids Are Alright could sneak up from behind and snatch it.
-Posted by Colleen
10 Movies You Should See In Order to Function in Society
Now, I know everyone has movies that they love. And not everyone loves the classic films that are cultural icons. But in order to be at least coherent in film circles, there are some movies you simply have to see. You don't have to love them, but you should at least be able to say, "Hey, I've seen that!" when someone starts snobbily talking about the final shot of Citizen Kane. So without further ado, here is a list of movies you should probably see in order to talk to film snobs.
1) The Godfather- You can probably skip part 3 if the crime genre isn't your thing, but definitely see The Godfather and The Godfather 2. That way when anyone says "Leave the gun, take the canoli" or talks about the bloody horse head, you'll understand what they're talking about.
2) Taxi Driver-Not only is this film cinematically important, but culturally as well. Remember the whole Jodie-Foster's-fan-tried-to-kill-Reagan-to-impress-her thing? That was because of this movie.
3) Citizen Kane-Now you'll know the secret and dirty meaning behind the term "Rosebuuuuuuuud".
4) The Graduate-I actually kind of hate The Graduate. It's not that it's a bad movie or anything. As movies about sex with your girlfriend's mother go, it's fine. I just don't understand why it's a cultural phenomenon. But, the fact that my professors in film school showed it every...single...semester...that probably means something. If for nothing else, watch it for the great soundtrack. Mrs. Robinson next door will never seem the same after that.
5) Chinatown-I haven't seen this yet. I've been reprimanded many times. Don't make my mistake.
6) Planet of the Apes-Not the crappy re-make with an ape Abraham Lincoln. The original, true-blue, Charleton Heston overly-acted dramafest. Know it, love it, and try not to look at the DVD cover if you don't know the ending yet, because it gives it away. (I guess that's proof that you should see this movie-so many people have seen it that they put the big reveal right on the cover!)
7) Back the the Future-And not just the first one. Watch all three.
8) Star Wars-I hate Star Wars. I know, I'm un-American. But you should watch it anyway so you can at least recognize the cultural references to it.
9) Psycho-Again, please do yourself a favor and don't watch the remake. It's painful. But the original Janet Leigh flick? Absolutely creeptastic. It's the grandaddy of all horror films, and in my opinion Alfred Hitchcock's greatest achievement (not to belittle his other wonderful films, of course).
10) I had a lot of trouble picking a classic film. Not because there aren't enough good ones, but because there are too many. So, instead of just one, here's a bonus list:
The Jazz Singer-this is the first full-length film with sound. Therefore, definitely a must-see.
Gone With the Wind-I hate Scarlett O'Hara with every fiber of my being, but at least she gets dumped in the end, which makes it worth watching.
The Wizard of Oz-this film was one of the first to use Technicolor in such a way. It's an outstanding technological achievement.
12 Angry Men-Based on a play of the same name, this film presents some of the greatest acting performances in the history of film.
The Apartment-I haven't seen this yet, but I'm told I should.
The Ten Commandments-As Charleton Heston's most iconic film, this one is a must-see.
Lawrence of Arabia-The sweeping cinematography make this one a huge leap forward in technology.
There! Now you can go schmooze with the token annoying film snob who randomly gets invited to dinner parties. And for those of you who rose to the challenge and want to go one step further, here's a quick list of the films you should watch next:
Indiana Jones trilogy
Any James Bond film
Halloween (the original, please)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Fantasia
Toy Story
Titanic
The Sound of Music
Casablanca
Shop Around the Corner
It's a Wonderful Life
Happy watching!
-Posted by Colleen
1) The Godfather- You can probably skip part 3 if the crime genre isn't your thing, but definitely see The Godfather and The Godfather 2. That way when anyone says "Leave the gun, take the canoli" or talks about the bloody horse head, you'll understand what they're talking about.
2) Taxi Driver-Not only is this film cinematically important, but culturally as well. Remember the whole Jodie-Foster's-fan-tried-to-kill-Reagan-to-impress-her thing? That was because of this movie.
3) Citizen Kane-Now you'll know the secret and dirty meaning behind the term "Rosebuuuuuuuud".
4) The Graduate-I actually kind of hate The Graduate. It's not that it's a bad movie or anything. As movies about sex with your girlfriend's mother go, it's fine. I just don't understand why it's a cultural phenomenon. But, the fact that my professors in film school showed it every...single...semester...that probably means something. If for nothing else, watch it for the great soundtrack. Mrs. Robinson next door will never seem the same after that.
5) Chinatown-I haven't seen this yet. I've been reprimanded many times. Don't make my mistake.
6) Planet of the Apes-Not the crappy re-make with an ape Abraham Lincoln. The original, true-blue, Charleton Heston overly-acted dramafest. Know it, love it, and try not to look at the DVD cover if you don't know the ending yet, because it gives it away. (I guess that's proof that you should see this movie-so many people have seen it that they put the big reveal right on the cover!)
7) Back the the Future-And not just the first one. Watch all three.
8) Star Wars-I hate Star Wars. I know, I'm un-American. But you should watch it anyway so you can at least recognize the cultural references to it.
9) Psycho-Again, please do yourself a favor and don't watch the remake. It's painful. But the original Janet Leigh flick? Absolutely creeptastic. It's the grandaddy of all horror films, and in my opinion Alfred Hitchcock's greatest achievement (not to belittle his other wonderful films, of course).
10) I had a lot of trouble picking a classic film. Not because there aren't enough good ones, but because there are too many. So, instead of just one, here's a bonus list:
The Jazz Singer-this is the first full-length film with sound. Therefore, definitely a must-see.
Gone With the Wind-I hate Scarlett O'Hara with every fiber of my being, but at least she gets dumped in the end, which makes it worth watching.
The Wizard of Oz-this film was one of the first to use Technicolor in such a way. It's an outstanding technological achievement.
12 Angry Men-Based on a play of the same name, this film presents some of the greatest acting performances in the history of film.
The Apartment-I haven't seen this yet, but I'm told I should.
The Ten Commandments-As Charleton Heston's most iconic film, this one is a must-see.
Lawrence of Arabia-The sweeping cinematography make this one a huge leap forward in technology.
There! Now you can go schmooze with the token annoying film snob who randomly gets invited to dinner parties. And for those of you who rose to the challenge and want to go one step further, here's a quick list of the films you should watch next:
Indiana Jones trilogy
Any James Bond film
Halloween (the original, please)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Fantasia
Toy Story
Titanic
The Sound of Music
Casablanca
Shop Around the Corner
It's a Wonderful Life
Happy watching!
-Posted by Colleen
Sunday, February 13, 2011
The Dreaded Day
I don't know about all of you, but I personally hate Valentine's Day. It's not that I'm a bitter single woman who got dumped for a sheep on some Valentine's Day in the past or anything. I'm in a happy relationship with no Valentine's Day-related heartbreak to speak of. But I can't help it. I still hate it. I don't know why. Therefore, instead of the list of happy-couple-movies you were probably expecting, here's a list of good movies to watch on Valentine's Day that have nothing to do with romantic love and everything to do with the other kinds of love in your life. So whether you're bitter and single, coupled and ambivalent, or forgot about Valentine's Day entirely, here's a list of movies to watch this holiday for those of us who aren't the sappy type.
Up
OK, this one starts with a love story, but that's not really what the movie is about. It's about finding relationships beyond romantic love and learning to live with loss. This is probably one of the funniest and most beautiful movies I've ever seen, and it's a great choice to watch with the kids. (Or by yourself-there's no shame in loving kids movies!)
Under the Tuscan Sun
This movie is by far the biggest reason I have a girl-crush on Diane Lane. A recently divorced writer, Fran (Lane) decides on an impulse to move to Tuscany. At first she is miserably lonely, but as she searches for love, she slowly begins to realize all the different kinds of love she already has in her life. The movie is a bit slow, but that hasn't stopped me from watching it about 3 dozen times!
Homeward Bound
What better way to comfort yourself on Valentine's Day than to watch puppies? Two dogs and a cat accidentally get lost, and travel together across mid-America to find their way home. The three would-be rivals grow closer as they learn to help each other and find their owners. Totally cheesy, and totally awesome.
Hachi
Another dog movie for those who prefer to snuggle with an animal rather than a person. Based on a true story, Hachi is about a dog who follows his owner to the train everyday, and comes to meet him every afternoon like clockwork. Suddenly, his master (Richard Gere) dies in an accident. But Hachi won't accept his loss, and goes to the train station to wait every day until the day he dies. This movie is so incredibly sappy, but it's really sweet. Just make sure you've got the tissues handy....
Grumpy Old Men
I know, I recommend this movie all the time. Deal with it.
Hook
The classic sequel to the Peter Pan story, this film stars Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Maggie Smith, and Bob Hoskins. Peter Banning (Williams) is a corporate exec who loves his job more than he loves his family. Or so he thinks, until his kids are kidnapped mysteriously in the night by Captain Hook (Hoffman). It's then that he finds out the mystery of his past-he is Peter Pan! He goes on a quest to save his kids from Neverland, tangling with Lost Boys, Tinkerbell (Roberts) and Smee (Hoskins) along the way. And of course, he learns a tender lesson about family in the end. Blah, blah blah. Whatever. It might be the greatest movie of my childhood.
And finally, one token sappy romantic comedy for those of you out there who aren't curmudgeons:
Bridget Jones' Diary
I know everyone on planet Earth has seen this one, but I picked this one because it's so real. I mean, OK, the chances of any of us having an affair with Hugh Grant and then meeting and falling in love with Colin Firth are slim-to-none. But Bridget (played by Renee Zellwegger) is a real woman. She's got curves, attitude, and is a complete klutz, as most of us are. Great feel-good movie for the awkward woman in all of us.
-Posted by Colleen
Up
OK, this one starts with a love story, but that's not really what the movie is about. It's about finding relationships beyond romantic love and learning to live with loss. This is probably one of the funniest and most beautiful movies I've ever seen, and it's a great choice to watch with the kids. (Or by yourself-there's no shame in loving kids movies!)
Under the Tuscan Sun
This movie is by far the biggest reason I have a girl-crush on Diane Lane. A recently divorced writer, Fran (Lane) decides on an impulse to move to Tuscany. At first she is miserably lonely, but as she searches for love, she slowly begins to realize all the different kinds of love she already has in her life. The movie is a bit slow, but that hasn't stopped me from watching it about 3 dozen times!
Homeward Bound
What better way to comfort yourself on Valentine's Day than to watch puppies? Two dogs and a cat accidentally get lost, and travel together across mid-America to find their way home. The three would-be rivals grow closer as they learn to help each other and find their owners. Totally cheesy, and totally awesome.
Hachi
Another dog movie for those who prefer to snuggle with an animal rather than a person. Based on a true story, Hachi is about a dog who follows his owner to the train everyday, and comes to meet him every afternoon like clockwork. Suddenly, his master (Richard Gere) dies in an accident. But Hachi won't accept his loss, and goes to the train station to wait every day until the day he dies. This movie is so incredibly sappy, but it's really sweet. Just make sure you've got the tissues handy....
Grumpy Old Men
I know, I recommend this movie all the time. Deal with it.
Hook
The classic sequel to the Peter Pan story, this film stars Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Maggie Smith, and Bob Hoskins. Peter Banning (Williams) is a corporate exec who loves his job more than he loves his family. Or so he thinks, until his kids are kidnapped mysteriously in the night by Captain Hook (Hoffman). It's then that he finds out the mystery of his past-he is Peter Pan! He goes on a quest to save his kids from Neverland, tangling with Lost Boys, Tinkerbell (Roberts) and Smee (Hoskins) along the way. And of course, he learns a tender lesson about family in the end. Blah, blah blah. Whatever. It might be the greatest movie of my childhood.
And finally, one token sappy romantic comedy for those of you out there who aren't curmudgeons:
Bridget Jones' Diary
I know everyone on planet Earth has seen this one, but I picked this one because it's so real. I mean, OK, the chances of any of us having an affair with Hugh Grant and then meeting and falling in love with Colin Firth are slim-to-none. But Bridget (played by Renee Zellwegger) is a real woman. She's got curves, attitude, and is a complete klutz, as most of us are. Great feel-good movie for the awkward woman in all of us.
-Posted by Colleen
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Best Actor Alternatives
As all of us who have stepped out into the world in the last 2 weeks know, the Oscar nominees are out! (See further down the blog for a complete list, including which films we carry.) And everyone who's anyone is trying to catch up on all their Oscar films. But sometimes, there just aren't enough films to go around. (Trying to get your mitts on a copy of Winter's Bone on a Friday night? Godspeed.) But that doesn't mean you can't catch up on some of the nominees' other work. So, here's a list of other great performances by the Best Actor and Actress nominees that we think you should watch while waiting for the million people who checked out The Social Network before you did to return their copy.
All of these films are available to rent at our MacArthur store.
Best Actor
Javier Bardem (nominated for Biutiful): Try checking out No Country For Old Men or See Inside for other examples of Bardem's work
Jeff Bridges (nominated for True Grit): If you're a year behind in your movies, check out Crazy Heart, which snagged Bridges an Oscar last year. Other options: Tron (the original; the new one is still in theaters) or Starman
Jesse Eisenberg (nominated for The Social Network): Eisenberg doesn't have a whole lot of movies under his belt, but Adventureland is one of them, and a good sample of his acting chops.
Colin Firth (nominated for The King's Speech): Honestly, what HASN'T this guy been in? It was hard to narrow it down, but here's a list of good picks: to see him perform totally against type, try A Single Man, Girl With the Pearl Earring, or Dorian Gray. For some good old cheesy fall-in-love-with-him-every-time romance, try Pride & Prejudice, Love Actually, or Bridget Jones' Diary
James Franco (nominated for 127 Hours): He may be busy getting a PhD, but Franco's had the time to churn out a few classics. Try Spiderman or Pineapple Express
Best Actress
Annette Bening (nominated for The Kids Are All Right): She's got a list of great performances as long as your arm, but here's a sample: Bugsy, American Beauty, Valmont, American President, Being Julia
Nicole Kidman (nominated for Rabbit Hole): For such a wonderful actress, she certainly has some garbage on her resume. (Australia, anyone?) Fortunately, she's got some classics, too. For a good sampling of her many talents, check out Moulin Rouge, The Others, Cold Mountain, or Eyes Wide Shut.
Jennifer Lawrence (nominated for Winter's Bone): As a Hollywood newcomer, Lawrence doesn't have a whole lot of roles under her belt. But you can see her in a supporting role in The Burning Plain.
Nathalie Portman (nominated for Black Swan): Like Bening and Kidman, Portman is a bit of a living legend; her list of great films goes on for days. But we picked a few favorites: Where the Heart Is, The Professional, V For Vendetta, and Closer
Michelle Williams (nominated for Blue Valentine): Remember her way back in Dawson's Creek? Fortunately, she's blossomed since then. For a sampling of her work, take a look at Brokeback Mountain, Wendy and Lucy, or Dick.
-Posted by Colleen
All of these films are available to rent at our MacArthur store.
Best Actor
Javier Bardem (nominated for Biutiful): Try checking out No Country For Old Men or See Inside for other examples of Bardem's work
Jeff Bridges (nominated for True Grit): If you're a year behind in your movies, check out Crazy Heart, which snagged Bridges an Oscar last year. Other options: Tron (the original; the new one is still in theaters) or Starman
Jesse Eisenberg (nominated for The Social Network): Eisenberg doesn't have a whole lot of movies under his belt, but Adventureland is one of them, and a good sample of his acting chops.
Colin Firth (nominated for The King's Speech): Honestly, what HASN'T this guy been in? It was hard to narrow it down, but here's a list of good picks: to see him perform totally against type, try A Single Man, Girl With the Pearl Earring, or Dorian Gray. For some good old cheesy fall-in-love-with-him-every-time romance, try Pride & Prejudice, Love Actually, or Bridget Jones' Diary
James Franco (nominated for 127 Hours): He may be busy getting a PhD, but Franco's had the time to churn out a few classics. Try Spiderman or Pineapple Express
Best Actress
Annette Bening (nominated for The Kids Are All Right): She's got a list of great performances as long as your arm, but here's a sample: Bugsy, American Beauty, Valmont, American President, Being Julia
Nicole Kidman (nominated for Rabbit Hole): For such a wonderful actress, she certainly has some garbage on her resume. (Australia, anyone?) Fortunately, she's got some classics, too. For a good sampling of her many talents, check out Moulin Rouge, The Others, Cold Mountain, or Eyes Wide Shut.
Jennifer Lawrence (nominated for Winter's Bone): As a Hollywood newcomer, Lawrence doesn't have a whole lot of roles under her belt. But you can see her in a supporting role in The Burning Plain.
Nathalie Portman (nominated for Black Swan): Like Bening and Kidman, Portman is a bit of a living legend; her list of great films goes on for days. But we picked a few favorites: Where the Heart Is, The Professional, V For Vendetta, and Closer
Michelle Williams (nominated for Blue Valentine): Remember her way back in Dawson's Creek? Fortunately, she's blossomed since then. For a sampling of her work, take a look at Brokeback Mountain, Wendy and Lucy, or Dick.
-Posted by Colleen
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Movies I'm Ashamed to Love
Everyone has them-the guilty-pleasure movies they can't stop watching. And no one likes to admit what they are. I'm no exception-if you come up to me in the store and ask what my favorite movies are, I'll inevitably give you a list that includes The Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, and Clerks. And these are great movies. They really, really are. I love them and will never turn down an opportunity to watch them. But let's be honest-those are only the favorites that I'm not ashamed of. The time has come to 'fess up. Here's my list of favorite movies that you won't find on AFI's Greatest Movies of All Time list.
Don't judge me.
Grumpy Old Men
Jack Lemmon and Walter Mattheau play next-door-neighbors whose life-long rivalry is only getting worse with age. Their fighting comes to a head when the new exotic neighbor Ariel (played by Ann-Margaret) moves in, and they both fall head over heels. But eventually they begin to realize that maybe they don't hate each other after all.
I love, love, LOVE this movie. I watch it in the store all the time. You've probably seen me at it-I'll quickly press "pause" or turn the volume down as soon as I see you coming so you won't be witness to my shame. But now I confess it to the world-this is my all-time, hands-down, no-holds-barred favorite movie. There. I said it. (Come on-you know you love watching Jack Lemmon and Walter Mattheau call each other names and throw dead fish in each other's cars.)
Bringing Down the House
Steve Martin plays an uppity divorced tax lawyer who is trying to find a way to bond with his kids, get his ex back, and have a successful career at the same time-and he's not doing a very good job. In walks Charlene (Queen Latifah) an ex-con who brings him both her case and her attitude, and teaches him a thing or two about life, falling in love with Steve Martin's law partner (Eugene Levy) in the meantime.
I can't decide if this film is racist or not. Furthermore, if it is, I can't tell if it's making fun of black people or white people. Maybe both. Maybe neither. Also, the script is bad. B-A-D bad. The plot is lame, the comedy is unworthy of the cast, and the soundtrack is so cliche it's laughable. But I love it anyway. So sue me.
The Mummy series
A quasi-remake of the old horror movie The Mummy, this series stars Brendan Frasier as Rick O'Connell, an American treasure-seeker who stumbles upon an ancient curse in Hamunaptra, a mythical Egyptian city. With the "help" of Yvie, a librarian and expert on ancient Egyptian lore (Rachel Weisz), he manages to free the mummy that haunts Hamunaptra, and endangers the whole world in doing so.
Everyone (Seriously. Everyone.) tells me this trilogy sucks. But I don't get it. I think it's awesome. Brendan Frasier is hot, I have a girl-crush on Rachel Weisz, and a soft spot for ancient mythology. I can't get enough of these movies. (Though you can skip the third one. Rachel Weisz dropped the franchise, so really, what's the point?)
Encino Man
Another Brendan Frasier catastrophe, this film also stars Paulie Shore and Sean Astin as two hapless teenagers who dig up a frozen caveman (Frasier) in their pool and unfreeze him with hairdryers. In their quest to be cool, they end up "dissing" their new caveman buddy and setting him adrift. But in the end, Link the Caveman teaches them things about life they were too busy to learn on their own.
Come on, it's Paulie Shore. What more is there to be said?
17 Again
Zac Efron stars in this not-at-all-original body-swap comedy. Mike (Efron/Matthew Perry) feels as if he has thrown his life away. But then, he gets a second chance when he wakes up 17 again! He befriends his high school children, and hilarity ensues.
There's nothing good about this movie. I love it anyway. I have no excuse.
Austin Powers in Goldmember
The third and inarguably worst installment in the Austin Powers trilogy, in this film Austin finds himself working alongside his estranged father (Michael Caine) to defeat the criminal mastermind Goldmember, who loves gold so much he had his genitals re-cast in gold after suffering from an "unfortunate smelting accident".
There's lots of Dr. Evil in this movie. Britney Spears' head explodes. And Mini-Me turns good. What's not to love about this terrible, horrible, no-good-very-bad film?
-Posted by Colleen
Don't judge me.
Grumpy Old Men
Jack Lemmon and Walter Mattheau play next-door-neighbors whose life-long rivalry is only getting worse with age. Their fighting comes to a head when the new exotic neighbor Ariel (played by Ann-Margaret) moves in, and they both fall head over heels. But eventually they begin to realize that maybe they don't hate each other after all.
I love, love, LOVE this movie. I watch it in the store all the time. You've probably seen me at it-I'll quickly press "pause" or turn the volume down as soon as I see you coming so you won't be witness to my shame. But now I confess it to the world-this is my all-time, hands-down, no-holds-barred favorite movie. There. I said it. (Come on-you know you love watching Jack Lemmon and Walter Mattheau call each other names and throw dead fish in each other's cars.)
Bringing Down the House
Steve Martin plays an uppity divorced tax lawyer who is trying to find a way to bond with his kids, get his ex back, and have a successful career at the same time-and he's not doing a very good job. In walks Charlene (Queen Latifah) an ex-con who brings him both her case and her attitude, and teaches him a thing or two about life, falling in love with Steve Martin's law partner (Eugene Levy) in the meantime.
I can't decide if this film is racist or not. Furthermore, if it is, I can't tell if it's making fun of black people or white people. Maybe both. Maybe neither. Also, the script is bad. B-A-D bad. The plot is lame, the comedy is unworthy of the cast, and the soundtrack is so cliche it's laughable. But I love it anyway. So sue me.
The Mummy series
A quasi-remake of the old horror movie The Mummy, this series stars Brendan Frasier as Rick O'Connell, an American treasure-seeker who stumbles upon an ancient curse in Hamunaptra, a mythical Egyptian city. With the "help" of Yvie, a librarian and expert on ancient Egyptian lore (Rachel Weisz), he manages to free the mummy that haunts Hamunaptra, and endangers the whole world in doing so.
Everyone (Seriously. Everyone.) tells me this trilogy sucks. But I don't get it. I think it's awesome. Brendan Frasier is hot, I have a girl-crush on Rachel Weisz, and a soft spot for ancient mythology. I can't get enough of these movies. (Though you can skip the third one. Rachel Weisz dropped the franchise, so really, what's the point?)
Encino Man
Another Brendan Frasier catastrophe, this film also stars Paulie Shore and Sean Astin as two hapless teenagers who dig up a frozen caveman (Frasier) in their pool and unfreeze him with hairdryers. In their quest to be cool, they end up "dissing" their new caveman buddy and setting him adrift. But in the end, Link the Caveman teaches them things about life they were too busy to learn on their own.
Come on, it's Paulie Shore. What more is there to be said?
17 Again
Zac Efron stars in this not-at-all-original body-swap comedy. Mike (Efron/Matthew Perry) feels as if he has thrown his life away. But then, he gets a second chance when he wakes up 17 again! He befriends his high school children, and hilarity ensues.
There's nothing good about this movie. I love it anyway. I have no excuse.
Austin Powers in Goldmember
The third and inarguably worst installment in the Austin Powers trilogy, in this film Austin finds himself working alongside his estranged father (Michael Caine) to defeat the criminal mastermind Goldmember, who loves gold so much he had his genitals re-cast in gold after suffering from an "unfortunate smelting accident".
There's lots of Dr. Evil in this movie. Britney Spears' head explodes. And Mini-Me turns good. What's not to love about this terrible, horrible, no-good-very-bad film?
-Posted by Colleen
Monday, January 31, 2011
"Different" movies
So the other day I was in the store, and absent-mindedly turned on the new(ish) Bollywood film My Name Is Khan. I remember loving it when it first came out in late Summer 2010, but I forgot exactly how much until I watched it again. This got me thinking-there seems to be an entire sub-genre of drama films involving the mentally handicapped-and generally these films are thought-provoking and beautifully executed. Though it's a small sub-genre, I think it at least deserves a blog post. So, here's a list of some of my favorite movies that deal with mental handicaps. But beware-most (if not all) of these will leave you with tears in your eyes!
My Name is Khan
As this film was the inspiration for the blog post, I might as well start with it. Starring Bollywood superstars Kajol and Shahrukh Khan, this film is about Rizwan Khan, a Muslim man suffering from Asberger's Syndrome. He moves to San Francisco from India after the death of his mother, where he meets the beautiful and vivacious Mandira (Kajol). They fall in love, get married, and it seems as if they will have a happily ever after. But then 9/11 hits, and they must deal with the reality of bearing the name Khan in a post-9/11 America. Tragedy strikes their family, and Rizwan sets out on a journey to tell the President that he is, in his words, "not a terrorist". Along the way, he meets other Muslim couples struggling with their identity, as well as a small community in Georgia who are down on their luck. He gradually garners media attention, until finally the whole world is watching as he makes his way to see the President.
This film is not only entertaining, but beautifully performed and shot. It is for the most part subtitled, but you will get so caught up in the story you won't even notice. And I guarantee that by the end, you will find yourself in tears. I cannot recommend this movie enough.
Temple Grandin
I will come out and admit that I haven't seen this movie myself. Please don't think it's because I don't want to-it's actually because we only have one copy and people keep renting it. But I can tell you the basics-Claire Danes stars as Temple Grandin, a real-life hero for sufferers of Autism. An autistic herself, Grandin went on to do great things for the rights of the mentally handicapped. You may have seen her at the Emmys and Golden Globes cheering on Claire Danes. Danes won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe and received a Satellite and a Screen Actors Guild nomination for her performance. So although I admittedly haven't yet seen the film, it seems like a good bet, at the very least to witness Claire Danes' multi-award-winning performance.
Forrest Gump
Do I even need to give a summary of this one? Tom Hanks. Forrest Gump. Inspirational travels across America. Famous events in American History. It's awesome. If you haven't seen it, climb out from under your chosen boulder of residence and rent it immediately. That is all.
P.S. It also stars Sally Field, Gary Sinise, and Robin Wright. As if Tom Hanks wasn't enough.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio stars in his breakout role as Arnie, the mentally handicapped younger brother of Gilbert Grape, played by a very young (and pretty) Johnny Depp. Gilbert is forced to take care of both Arnie and their obese mother, which gets in the way of his love life-until Becky (Juliette Lewis) steps into his life and shows him that maybe having Arnie for a brother isn't such a curse after all.
Definitely a great sappy family film-and who doesn't love watching Johnny Depp? Or Leo? (The movie also stars Mary Steenbergen and John C. Reilly, rounding out a fantastic cast of character actors.)
The Other Sister
This film is by far the sweetest on this list. Juliette Lewis stars as Carla Tate, a mentally handicapped teenager who wants to go to college, much to the chagrin and concern of her parents, played by Diane Keaton and Tom Skerritt. Carla convinces them to let her go, and she immediately falls in love and gets asked to a dance by a boy. Her parents are concerned that she is being taken advantage of, until they meet him and realize that he is mentally handicapped as well-and that together, Carla and Daniel (played by Giovanni Ribisi) prove that they can face the world better than their parents ever thought.
This is a beautiful movie, with outstanding performances. You will find yourself laughing through tears the whole way through. This is a perfect movie for a girls' night in!
-Posted by Colleen
My Name is Khan
As this film was the inspiration for the blog post, I might as well start with it. Starring Bollywood superstars Kajol and Shahrukh Khan, this film is about Rizwan Khan, a Muslim man suffering from Asberger's Syndrome. He moves to San Francisco from India after the death of his mother, where he meets the beautiful and vivacious Mandira (Kajol). They fall in love, get married, and it seems as if they will have a happily ever after. But then 9/11 hits, and they must deal with the reality of bearing the name Khan in a post-9/11 America. Tragedy strikes their family, and Rizwan sets out on a journey to tell the President that he is, in his words, "not a terrorist". Along the way, he meets other Muslim couples struggling with their identity, as well as a small community in Georgia who are down on their luck. He gradually garners media attention, until finally the whole world is watching as he makes his way to see the President.
This film is not only entertaining, but beautifully performed and shot. It is for the most part subtitled, but you will get so caught up in the story you won't even notice. And I guarantee that by the end, you will find yourself in tears. I cannot recommend this movie enough.
Temple Grandin
I will come out and admit that I haven't seen this movie myself. Please don't think it's because I don't want to-it's actually because we only have one copy and people keep renting it. But I can tell you the basics-Claire Danes stars as Temple Grandin, a real-life hero for sufferers of Autism. An autistic herself, Grandin went on to do great things for the rights of the mentally handicapped. You may have seen her at the Emmys and Golden Globes cheering on Claire Danes. Danes won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe and received a Satellite and a Screen Actors Guild nomination for her performance. So although I admittedly haven't yet seen the film, it seems like a good bet, at the very least to witness Claire Danes' multi-award-winning performance.
Forrest Gump
Do I even need to give a summary of this one? Tom Hanks. Forrest Gump. Inspirational travels across America. Famous events in American History. It's awesome. If you haven't seen it, climb out from under your chosen boulder of residence and rent it immediately. That is all.
P.S. It also stars Sally Field, Gary Sinise, and Robin Wright. As if Tom Hanks wasn't enough.
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio stars in his breakout role as Arnie, the mentally handicapped younger brother of Gilbert Grape, played by a very young (and pretty) Johnny Depp. Gilbert is forced to take care of both Arnie and their obese mother, which gets in the way of his love life-until Becky (Juliette Lewis) steps into his life and shows him that maybe having Arnie for a brother isn't such a curse after all.
Definitely a great sappy family film-and who doesn't love watching Johnny Depp? Or Leo? (The movie also stars Mary Steenbergen and John C. Reilly, rounding out a fantastic cast of character actors.)
The Other Sister
This film is by far the sweetest on this list. Juliette Lewis stars as Carla Tate, a mentally handicapped teenager who wants to go to college, much to the chagrin and concern of her parents, played by Diane Keaton and Tom Skerritt. Carla convinces them to let her go, and she immediately falls in love and gets asked to a dance by a boy. Her parents are concerned that she is being taken advantage of, until they meet him and realize that he is mentally handicapped as well-and that together, Carla and Daniel (played by Giovanni Ribisi) prove that they can face the world better than their parents ever thought.
This is a beautiful movie, with outstanding performances. You will find yourself laughing through tears the whole way through. This is a perfect movie for a girls' night in!
-Posted by Colleen
February Movies!
That's right folks, it's February. (Well, almost.) It's cold. It's dreary. It's disgusting. There's an ice storm headed our way tonight. Basically, February sucks. So what better way to deal with the end-of-winter blues than to lock yourself inside with a movie about summer? If it can't be warm outside, at least it can be warm on your TV!
Here's a list of my 28 favorite warm-weather movies, one for each day in February, all available at our MacArthur store!
1) Journey to the Center of the Earth-Well, OK, the part in Iceland is cold, but once they get to the center of the Earth it's super hot.
2) Now and Then-Perfect for a girls' night in!
3) Field of Dreams
4) Addams Family Values
5) Stand By Me
6) American Pie 2
7) The Mummy series
8) Pirates of the Carribean series
9) Cairo Time
10) Accepted
11) The Goonies
12) 500 Days of Summer
13) Varsity Blues
14) Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants series
15) What About Bob
16) A League of Their Own
17) Into the Blue
18) Top Gun
19) Footloose
20) Grease
21) Dirty Dancing
22) The Lost Boys
23) Hook
24) Blue Lagoon
25) Major League
26) The Fast and the Furious
27) Rambo
28) Predator
-Posted by Colleen
Here's a list of my 28 favorite warm-weather movies, one for each day in February, all available at our MacArthur store!
1) Journey to the Center of the Earth-Well, OK, the part in Iceland is cold, but once they get to the center of the Earth it's super hot.
2) Now and Then-Perfect for a girls' night in!
3) Field of Dreams
4) Addams Family Values
5) Stand By Me
6) American Pie 2
7) The Mummy series
8) Pirates of the Carribean series
9) Cairo Time
10) Accepted
11) The Goonies
12) 500 Days of Summer
13) Varsity Blues
14) Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants series
15) What About Bob
16) A League of Their Own
17) Into the Blue
18) Top Gun
19) Footloose
20) Grease
21) Dirty Dancing
22) The Lost Boys
23) Hook
24) Blue Lagoon
25) Major League
26) The Fast and the Furious
27) Rambo
28) Predator
-Posted by Colleen
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Oscar Nominees!
It's that time again-Oscar season! Here's a list of this year's nominees-the titles in red are titles we carry in our MacArthur store. (The titles we don't carry are either still in theatres or in between theatres and DVD, so check your local listings to see the movies we don't carry.)
Actor in a Leading Role
Actor in a Leading Role
- Javier Bardem in “Biutiful”
- Jeff Bridges in “True Grit”
- Jesse Eisenberg in “The Social Network”
- Colin Firth in “The King's Speech”
- James Franco in “127 Hours”
Actor in a Supporting Role
- Christian Bale in “The Fighter”
- John Hawkes in “Winter's Bone”
- Jeremy Renner in “The Town”
- Mark Ruffalo in “The Kids Are All Right”
- Geoffrey Rush in “The King's Speech”
Actress in a Leading Role
- Annette Bening in “The Kids Are All Right”
- Nicole Kidman in “Rabbit Hole”
- Jennifer Lawrence in “Winter's Bone”
- Natalie Portman in “Black Swan”
- Michelle Williams in “Blue Valentine”
Actress in a Supporting Role
- Amy Adams in “The Fighter”
- Helena Bonham Carter in “The King's Speech”
- Melissa Leo in “The Fighter”
- Hailee Steinfeld in “True Grit”
- Jacki Weaver in “Animal Kingdom”
Animated Feature Film
- “How to Train Your Dragon” Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois
- “The Illusionist” Sylvain Chomet
- “Toy Story 3” Lee Unkrich
Art Direction
- “Alice in Wonderland” Production Design: Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Karen O'Hara
- “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1”
Production Design: Stuart Craig; Set Decoration: Stephenie McMillan - “Inception” Production Design: Guy Hendrix Dyas; Set Decoration: Larry Dias and Doug Mowat
- “The King's Speech”
Production Design: Eve Stewart; Set Decoration: Judy Farr - “True Grit”
Production Design: Jess Gonchor; Set Decoration: Nancy Haigh
Cinematography
- “Black Swan” Matthew Libatique
- “Inception” Wally Pfister
- “The King's Speech” Danny Cohen
- “The Social Network” Jeff Cronenweth
- “True Grit” Roger Deakins
Costume Design
- “Alice in Wonderland” Colleen Atwood
- “I Am Love” Antonella Cannarozzi
- “The King's Speech” Jenny Beavan
- “The Tempest” Sandy Powell
- “True Grit” Mary Zophres
Directing
- “Black Swan” Darren Aronofsky
- “The Fighter” David O. Russell
- “The King's Speech” Tom Hooper
- “The Social Network” David Fincher
- “True Grit” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
Documentary (Feature)
- “Exit through the Gift Shop” Banksy and Jaimie D'Cruz
- “Gasland” Josh Fox and Trish Adlesic
- “Inside Job” Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs
- “Restrepo” Tim Hetherington and Sebastian Junger
- “Waste Land” Lucy Walker and Angus Aynsley
Documentary (Short Subject)
- “Killing in the Name” Nominees to be determined
- “Poster Girl” Nominees to be determined
- “Strangers No More” Karen Goodman and Kirk Simon
- “Sun Come Up” Jennifer Redfearn and Tim Metzger
- “The Warriors of Qiugang” Ruby Yang and Thomas Lennon
Film Editing
- “Black Swan” Andrew Weisblum
- “The Fighter” Pamela Martin
- “The King's Speech” Tariq Anwar
- “127 Hours” Jon Harris
- “The Social Network” Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter
Foreign Language Film
- “Biutiful” Mexico
- “Dogtooth” Greece
- “In a Better World” Denmark
- “Incendies” Canada
- “Outside the Law (Hors-la-loi)” Algeria
Makeup
- “Barney's Version” Adrien Morot
- “The Way Back” Edouard F. Henriques, Gregory Funk and Yolanda Toussieng
- “The Wolfman” Rick Baker and Dave Elsey
Music (Original Score)
- “How to Train Your Dragon” John Powell
- “Inception” Hans Zimmer
- “The King's Speech” Alexandre Desplat
- “127 Hours” A.R. Rahman
- “The Social Network” Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
Music (Original Song)
- “Coming Home” from “Country Strong” Music and Lyric by Tom Douglas, Troy Verges and Hillary Lindsey
- “I See the Light” from “Tangled” Music by Alan Menken Lyric by Glenn Slater
- “If I Rise” from “127 Hours” Music by A.R. Rahman Lyric by Dido and Rollo Armstrong
- “We Belong Together” from “Toy Story 3" Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
Best Picture
- “Black Swan” Mike Medavoy, Brian Oliver and Scott Franklin, Producers
- “The Fighter” David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman and Mark Wahlberg, Producers
- “Inception” Emma Thomas and Christopher Nolan, Producers
- “The Kids Are All Right” Gary Gilbert, Jeffrey Levy-Hinte and Celine Rattray, Producers
- “The King's Speech” Iain Canning, Emile Sherman and Gareth Unwin, Producers
- “127 Hours” Christian Colson, Danny Boyle and John Smithson, Producers
- “The Social Network” Scott Rudin, Dana Brunetti, Michael De Luca and Ceán Chaffin, Producers
- “Toy Story 3” Darla K. Anderson, Producer
- “True Grit” Scott Rudin, Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, Producers
- “Winter's Bone" Anne Rosellini and Alix Madigan-Yorkin, Producers
Short Film (Animated)
- “Day & Night” Teddy Newton (can be found on the Special Features section of the Toy Story 3 DVD)
- “The Gruffalo” Jakob Schuh and Max Lang
- “Let's Pollute” Geefwee Boedoe
- “The Lost Thing” Shaun Tan and Andrew Ruhemann
- “Madagascar, carnet de voyage (Madagascar, a Journey Diary)” Bastien Dubois
Short Film (Live Action)
- “The Confession” Tanel Toom
- “The Crush” Michael Creagh
- “God of Love” Luke Matheny
- “Na Wewe” Ivan Goldschmidt
- “Wish 143” Ian Barnes and Samantha Waite
Sound Editing
- “Inception” Richard King
- “Toy Story 3” Tom Myers and Michael Silvers
- “Tron: Legacy” Gwendolyn Yates Whittle and Addison Teague
- “True Grit” Skip Lievsay and Craig Berkey
- “Unstoppable” Mark P. Stoeckinger
Sound Mixing
- “Inception” Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo and Ed Novick
- “The King's Speech” Paul Hamblin, Martin Jensen and John Midgley
- “Salt” Jeffrey J. Haboush, Greg P. Russell, Scott Millan and William Sarokin
- “The Social Network” Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick and Mark Weingarten
- “True Grit” Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff and Peter F. Kurland
Visual Effects
- “Alice in Wonderland” Ken Ralston, David Schaub, Carey Villegas and Sean Phillips
- “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1” Tim Burke, John Richardson, Christian Manz and Nicolas Aithadi
- “Hereafter” Michael Owens, Bryan Grill, Stephan Trojansky and Joe Farrell
- “Inception” Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb
- “Iron Man 2” Janek Sirrs, Ben Snow, Ged Wright and Daniel Sudick
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
- “127 Hours” Screenplay by Danny Boyle & Simon Beaufoy
- “The Social Network” Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin
- “Toy Story 3” Screenplay by Michael Arndt; Story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich
- “True Grit” Written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
- “Winter's Bone” Adapted for the screen by Debra Granik & Anne Rosellini
Writing (Original Screenplay)
- “Another Year” Written by Mike Leigh
- “The Fighter” Screenplay by Scott Silver and Paul Tamasy & Eric Johnson;
Story by Keith Dorrington & Paul Tamasy & Eric Johnson - “Inception” Written by Christopher Nolan
- “The Kids Are All Right” Written by Lisa Cholodenko & Stuart Blumberg
- “The King's Speech” Screenplay by David Seidler
Thrillers!
Side note: I realize we haven't posted on here in forever. I have no good excuse. My bad.
Now that that's out of the way, it's time for a post about my favorite movie genre-thrillers! For those of you who are a fan of horror/mystery/thrillers, take a good look at the New Release wall-there are quite a few smaller movies up there that you might overlook that are definitely worth checking out (and some that aren't). Here's a guide to finding the perfect creepy movie for your Saturday date night!
Afterlife
Liam Neeson, Justin Long, Christina Ricci
I might as well start off with one you absolutely SHOUDLN'T watch. Christina Ricci plays a somewhat neurotic elementary school teacher who dies in a car accident after a fight with her boyfriend (Long). She wakes up in a morgue, only to find that she is dead and Liam Neeson is her mortician! He attempts to guide her "into the light", so to speak...but her boyfriend refuses to believe she's gone. Can he save her before she moves on?
Yes. It is as lame as it sounds. I have a crush on both Liam Neeson and Justin Long, and even that wasn't enough to keep me interested. Do yourself a favor and leave this one on the shelf.
Buried
Ryan Reynolds
I can't decide if I should recommend this one or not. The plot is interesting-Paul (Reynolds) wakes up in a coffin in the middle of the Iraqi desert. As his memory returns, he realizes that his whole company of truck drivers has been ambushed and killed, and he is the only one left alive-but not for long if he can't escape the coffin. He finds a bag with various light sources and a cell phone at his feet. He's got 90 minutes of oxygen and cell battery life left before he suffocates-will he find a way out in time?
This film is...stressful. It's definitely well done, and interestingly conveyed-the entire film takes place in the coffin. No flashbacks, no scenes of government agents trying to rescue him-nothing. Just a coffin. The only exposure you get to the outside world are the voices you hear him speaking to on the phone. I will say this-you won't be bored, and the films stays with you after it's over. But if you're at all claustrophobic, I'd stay away from this one. If tight spaces don't bother you, then definitely check it out-but be ready to come away from it slightly disturbed.
Case 39
Renee Zellwegger, Bradley Cooper
Renee Zellwegger plays a social worker who is given yet another case piled on top of her already-existing 38 active cases. As she investigates into the allegations of child abuse, she realizes that the case is nothing like it seems-and maybe she should have just stayed away.
This is actually a very entertaining film. The first half is full of surprises. However, the second half of the film is fairly predictable. Once the twist is revealed, the plot doesn't move forward a whole lot. But the performances are good, the deaths are gory, and the film is generally creep-tastic.
Devil
No Actors Anyone Has Ever Heard Of
The latest M. Night Shyamalan film*, Devil is about a group of strangers who get stuck in a high-rise elevator-only to discover that the devil himself is among them! One by one they start dying, and they only have until the next blackout to figure out who the culprit is.
This is a pretty good flick. It's creepy, but not too scary for those who aren't horror movie fanatics. It will keep you guessing until the end, and it's not too gory. Overall, it's a good, fun popcorn flick.
*Don't worry, he didn't actually make it-he just came up with the general idea. I promise it's better than anything he's done since Signs.
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Also Nobody Famous
Alice Creed is the daughter of a millionaire who gets kidnapped for ransom money. Little does she know, not everything is as it seems, and her kidnappers might be out for more than just money.
This film is definitely worth watching, particularly for fans of crime drama. The beginning kidnapping scene is a little intense, but the film never crosses the line into disgusting or grotesque, at least not for my tastes. (There was a moment where I thought the movie might delve into rape or sexual abuse, but it doesn't, so don't avoid the film on that account.) The plot itself is very interesting-there is more than one "big reveal", and every plot twist is completely unexpected. Definitely worth checking out!
Exam
Once Again, No One Famous
A group of executives are put in a room and asked to take an exam as the final step in an interview process for one of the most powerful corporate jobs in the world. There is only one question they have to answer, and if they answer it wrong or break any of the rules, they are immediately disqualified and removed from the room. But there's just one problem-they don't know what the question is! Slowly the situation breaks down as it is revealed how desparate each one is to get the job.
This one is definitely a great thrill ride-it will keep you guessing, and has some great performances. The film is tense and fast-paced-with almost no violence, this is a good one for those who like mysteries, but don't like too much blood and gore.
The Last Exorcism
No One Famous, But The Lead Kinda Looks Like The Poor Man's Thomas Jane
Filmed in the documentary/mockumentary style, this film follows a hacky pastor who makes his living by cheating people out of their money. Eventually, he decides to quit swindling-after this one last exorcism. He goes through the ritual, including his hidden speakers with scary voices, buzzers hidden on the victim's bed to shock her, and sound effects-only to discover to his surprise that this exorcism might be real.
I really like this film, although I am the first to admit that I'm a bit biased-I love the exorcism genre. (The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose-I love 'em all!) But what appealed to me most about this film is that although it is shot in documentary style, this filmmakers appear to actually understand what documentaries are supposed to look like. (In case you're wondering, Paranormal Activity isn't it.) They appreciate that documentaries aren't shaky and poorly made, and execute this film much in the same way. Also, it's kind of creepy and weird without being too intense. Overall, a good film for a night in!
-Posted by Colleen
Now that that's out of the way, it's time for a post about my favorite movie genre-thrillers! For those of you who are a fan of horror/mystery/thrillers, take a good look at the New Release wall-there are quite a few smaller movies up there that you might overlook that are definitely worth checking out (and some that aren't). Here's a guide to finding the perfect creepy movie for your Saturday date night!
Afterlife
Liam Neeson, Justin Long, Christina Ricci
I might as well start off with one you absolutely SHOUDLN'T watch. Christina Ricci plays a somewhat neurotic elementary school teacher who dies in a car accident after a fight with her boyfriend (Long). She wakes up in a morgue, only to find that she is dead and Liam Neeson is her mortician! He attempts to guide her "into the light", so to speak...but her boyfriend refuses to believe she's gone. Can he save her before she moves on?
Yes. It is as lame as it sounds. I have a crush on both Liam Neeson and Justin Long, and even that wasn't enough to keep me interested. Do yourself a favor and leave this one on the shelf.
Buried
Ryan Reynolds
I can't decide if I should recommend this one or not. The plot is interesting-Paul (Reynolds) wakes up in a coffin in the middle of the Iraqi desert. As his memory returns, he realizes that his whole company of truck drivers has been ambushed and killed, and he is the only one left alive-but not for long if he can't escape the coffin. He finds a bag with various light sources and a cell phone at his feet. He's got 90 minutes of oxygen and cell battery life left before he suffocates-will he find a way out in time?
This film is...stressful. It's definitely well done, and interestingly conveyed-the entire film takes place in the coffin. No flashbacks, no scenes of government agents trying to rescue him-nothing. Just a coffin. The only exposure you get to the outside world are the voices you hear him speaking to on the phone. I will say this-you won't be bored, and the films stays with you after it's over. But if you're at all claustrophobic, I'd stay away from this one. If tight spaces don't bother you, then definitely check it out-but be ready to come away from it slightly disturbed.
Case 39
Renee Zellwegger, Bradley Cooper
Renee Zellwegger plays a social worker who is given yet another case piled on top of her already-existing 38 active cases. As she investigates into the allegations of child abuse, she realizes that the case is nothing like it seems-and maybe she should have just stayed away.
This is actually a very entertaining film. The first half is full of surprises. However, the second half of the film is fairly predictable. Once the twist is revealed, the plot doesn't move forward a whole lot. But the performances are good, the deaths are gory, and the film is generally creep-tastic.
Devil
No Actors Anyone Has Ever Heard Of
The latest M. Night Shyamalan film*, Devil is about a group of strangers who get stuck in a high-rise elevator-only to discover that the devil himself is among them! One by one they start dying, and they only have until the next blackout to figure out who the culprit is.
This is a pretty good flick. It's creepy, but not too scary for those who aren't horror movie fanatics. It will keep you guessing until the end, and it's not too gory. Overall, it's a good, fun popcorn flick.
*Don't worry, he didn't actually make it-he just came up with the general idea. I promise it's better than anything he's done since Signs.
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Also Nobody Famous
Alice Creed is the daughter of a millionaire who gets kidnapped for ransom money. Little does she know, not everything is as it seems, and her kidnappers might be out for more than just money.
This film is definitely worth watching, particularly for fans of crime drama. The beginning kidnapping scene is a little intense, but the film never crosses the line into disgusting or grotesque, at least not for my tastes. (There was a moment where I thought the movie might delve into rape or sexual abuse, but it doesn't, so don't avoid the film on that account.) The plot itself is very interesting-there is more than one "big reveal", and every plot twist is completely unexpected. Definitely worth checking out!
Exam
Once Again, No One Famous
A group of executives are put in a room and asked to take an exam as the final step in an interview process for one of the most powerful corporate jobs in the world. There is only one question they have to answer, and if they answer it wrong or break any of the rules, they are immediately disqualified and removed from the room. But there's just one problem-they don't know what the question is! Slowly the situation breaks down as it is revealed how desparate each one is to get the job.
This one is definitely a great thrill ride-it will keep you guessing, and has some great performances. The film is tense and fast-paced-with almost no violence, this is a good one for those who like mysteries, but don't like too much blood and gore.
The Last Exorcism
No One Famous, But The Lead Kinda Looks Like The Poor Man's Thomas Jane
Filmed in the documentary/mockumentary style, this film follows a hacky pastor who makes his living by cheating people out of their money. Eventually, he decides to quit swindling-after this one last exorcism. He goes through the ritual, including his hidden speakers with scary voices, buzzers hidden on the victim's bed to shock her, and sound effects-only to discover to his surprise that this exorcism might be real.
I really like this film, although I am the first to admit that I'm a bit biased-I love the exorcism genre. (The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose-I love 'em all!) But what appealed to me most about this film is that although it is shot in documentary style, this filmmakers appear to actually understand what documentaries are supposed to look like. (In case you're wondering, Paranormal Activity isn't it.) They appreciate that documentaries aren't shaky and poorly made, and execute this film much in the same way. Also, it's kind of creepy and weird without being too intense. Overall, a good film for a night in!
-Posted by Colleen
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